ugly don mossi christmas sweatshirt

Bring some big-league cheer to your holiday lineup with the Don Mossi Ugly Christmas Crewneck! Featuring baseball’s most legendary lefty (and his unmistakable ears), this festive fit is guaranteed to earn you MVP honors at every ugly sweater party—and no, we’re not splitting hairs over whether it’s a sweater or a sweatshirt.

It’s got it all:
🎄 Bold Christmas patterns loud enough to wake the bullpen.
⚾ Don Mossi rocking the Santa hat like the Hall of Fame player and holiday icon he truly is.
🎅 Enough weirdness to make even your weird uncle say, “That’s a heck of a... sweater?”

Whether you’re reliving Mossi’s dominant curveball days or explaining to a room of confused relatives why this man’s face is on your chest, you’ll be the talk of the party. Made for comfort, style, and pure baseball nerd glory, this crewneck is the perfect blend of holiday spirit and 1960s relief pitching greatness.

Still need convincing? Here’s a Top 10 lineup of reasons why this crewneck belongs in your holiday rotation:

10. It’s scientifically proven* to make your fastball 2 mph faster just by wearing it. (*Okay, maybe not “scientifically,” but close enough.)
9. Instantly doubles as an icebreaker for any awkward family gathering: “Who’s that on your sweater?” Cue a 30-minute Don Mossi history lesson.
8. Finally, a sweater that matches the weird vibe of your baseball card collection.
7. Guaranteed to confuse at least three coworkers at your office holiday party—and make your boss respect you more (or less).
6. This sweater is uglier than Don Mossi’s curveball was filthy—and that’s saying something.
5. Forget Elf on the Shelf, it’s now Mossi on Your Body. Santa approves.
4. It’s the only holiday sweater that lets you celebrate baseball AND Mossi’s majestic ears at the same time.
3. Let’s be honest, nobody else is rocking a Don Mossi sweater this Christmas. You’re a trendsetter, a pioneer, a sweater maverick.
2. Why settle for generic reindeer when you can wear the face of baseball’s most underrated lefty?
1. Because Don Mossi would’ve wanted you to.

Get yours now—before someone else steals all the glory and the Mossi magic this season! ⚾🎅