green shirt with a checkmark

Nothing to see here—just a totally normal, completely unremarkable green t-shirt featuring a checkmark on the front. A universal symbol of success, correctness, and nothing else at all. The back? Three simple words: Deny. Delay. Depose.—which are obviously just some general, non-threatening legal terms with no connection to anything in particular. Certainly not to any mustachioed individuals who may or may not have a reputation for dismantling corporate dynasties with surgical precision. Nope. Definitely not that.

This 100% cotton unisex tee is just a comfortable, stylish garment with no hidden agenda. Wear it because you like the color. Wear it because you appreciate due process. Wear it for reasons that are entirely your own and not because you’ve spent too much time on certain corners of the internet.

Product Details:
100% cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Taped neck and shoulders for durability
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Just a shirt. No deeper meaning. Nothing to investigate. Move along.