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Yar! Listen up, you salty fuckin' dogs! This fuckin' tee is made of 100% cotton, alright? It's gonna have you lookin' sharp as a harpoon, with them edges cuttin' through the waves like a goddamn battleship. And let me fuckin' tell ya, it ain't just any tee, it's trendy as all fuck!

We're fuckin' talkin' Sport Grey, Ash Grey, Heather colors, all mixed up with cotton and polyester, givin' it that perfect blend of comfort and style. And check this out, it's got open-end yarn, tubular fabric, so it's sturdy as a ship's mast, you hear me? Taped neck and shoulders, double seam at sleeves and bottom hem, it's built to withstand a fuckin' storm, boys!

And where's it comin' from? We're talkin' Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico, it's like a flotilla of fashion sailin' in from all fuckin' corners of the globe. So grab one of these sons of bitches, and you'll be the king of the high seas, swear on me mum!