chicken head

Alright, listen up, wise guys. This 100% cotton men's classic tee ain't no joke, capisce? It's like the boss's favorite tailor whipped it up just for you. Made from the finest cotton, sourced from places you don't wanna know about. It's got the weight to make you feel like a made man, but the comfort to keep you cool under pressure. And with options like Sport Grey, Ash Grey, and those Heather colors, it's like a buffet of style in a world of crumbs. So next time you wanna strut your stuff, make sure you're rocking one of these bad boys. Otherwise, you might end up like our friend here, the San Diego Chicken – headless and outta luck. Got it?