pwe project: series two

I don’t care what you’re doing. PUT IT DOWN. Because what we’ve got here is PWE PROJECT SERIES TWO and it is ABSOLUTELY. OUT. OF. CONTROL.

You get a 5×7 card that folds out into EIGHT - COUNT ‘EM - EIGHT CUT CARDS! Front and back, just like those old-school 1980s box bottoms you had to BEG your mom to buy so you could cut them up with your safety scissors. We are bringing that feeling BACK, baby!

Now hold on, because I’m not done. Every single pack ALSO comes with:

* Six slap stickers. That’s right. SIX. Slaps.
And you’re getting it for TWENTY DOLLARS SHIPPED. That’s it. That’s all.

* 1 Dick Pole individual card in EVERY pack. Yes, you heard me. Pole for everybody.

* TWO random short-print foil or glitter stickers. These things shine brighter than a casino floor at midnight. You’ve got legends, oddballs, surprises — folks, some of these are already impossible to find.

* ONE random fridge magnet. That’s right — magnets, folks! Stick ‘em on the fridge, the toolbox, the side of your truck — wherever you need some CULTURE in your life.

All of this… ALL OF IT… sealed in a custom Series Two envelope.

Now folks… let me tell you something… there are only a tiny handful of these available. When they’re gone, THEY ARE GONE. You’re gonna be on eBay crying in your soup, wishing you’d grabbed one when Don West practically GAVE IT TO YOU.

CUT ‘EM. TRADE ‘EM. SLAP ‘EM. STICK ‘EM.
THIS… IS… SERIES TWO!